falling from grace

Worry About Your Own Uterus:   (via punkrockmermaid)

(Source: dakotawhatever, via h0wibecamethesea)

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

methylbenzene:

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

(via hoodcracka)

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

(via trafficandtransit)

who-lock-loki-lover:

angel-icaaa:

embr0:

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

This ended completely different from what I expected

I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.

(Source: asheathes, via b3tter-reality)

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michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(via nightingalemelodies)

sycophancy:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

you style that hair lil’ dude!

You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.

(via nightingalemelodies)

BUT WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT BOB SAGETS TWEETS HE IS 56 YEARS OLD.

(Source: fuckgallaghers, via nightingalemelodies)

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spookyboobookittyfuck:

I am going to be princess Valhalla hawkwind every Halloween for the rest of my existence

(Source: notjanine)